multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

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gentle-insomnia:

When I was 5 years old, I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘swaggie’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

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